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Doc
01-24-2014, 04:19 PM
GHOST Ship Crewed Only By CANNIBAL Rats Feared To Be Heading For Britain (http://weaselzippers.us/ghost-ship-crewed-only-by-cannibal-rats-feared-to-be-heading-for-britain/)

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Via Mirror News (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ghost-ship-crewed-cannibal-rats-3052924#.UuFtZLSIbIU)

A ghost ship crewed only by CANNIBAL rats is feared to be heading for Britain.
The hulk of cruise ship Lyubov Orlova has been adrift in the North Atlantic for the past year after being cut loose off the coast of Canada.
But now coastguards are reportedly worried the recent storms may have driven her thousands of miles towards our own coastline.

The 300ft vessel, built 40 years ago in the Soviet Union, has nothing aboard but packs of disease-ridden rodents who are forced to prey on one another to survive.

Her current position is unknown despite several high-level searches.
Last year satellites picked up an unidentified blip off Scotland large enough to be the ship — but search planes found nothing.

Doc
01-24-2014, 05:17 PM
Hmmmm...do I?

1) Put together a dangerous, exciting and very profitable salvage operation

Or -

2) Write the script for the SyFy Original Movie

Such a difficult decision...

majicbar
01-24-2014, 07:00 PM
Hmmmm...do I?

1) Put together a dangerous, exciting and very profitable salvage operation

Or -

2) Write the script for the SyFy Original Movie

Such a difficult decision...

#2, and then torpedo practice, best at the bottom of the sea.

CasperParks
01-24-2014, 11:17 PM
#2, and then torpedo practice, best at the bottom of the sea.

I'm surprised it hasn't been torpedoed.

Doc
01-24-2014, 11:21 PM
OK. How 'bout a SyFy Original Film title contest? Here's my first entry - Ghost Ship From Rat Hell

norenrad
01-24-2014, 11:23 PM
Cannibal inbred rats that have been genetically altered by aliens!

Sounds more interesting than "Snakes on a Plane".

newyorklily
01-24-2014, 11:29 PM
First there was Ben, then there was Willard. Now, see the the movie that combinds Rats with Hannibal - Rannibal!

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Dragonfire
01-25-2014, 12:52 AM
First there was Ben, then there was Willard. Now, see the the movie that combinds Rats with Hannibal - Rannibal!

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:lmao:

Doc
01-25-2014, 01:41 AM
First there was Ben, then there was Willard. Now, see the the movie that combinds Rats with Hannibal - Rannibal!

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Rannibal

I like it...but we're competing with stuff like Sharknado. We may have to go full-freakout!

Doc
01-25-2014, 01:43 AM
Cannibal inbred rats that have been genetically altered by aliens!

Sounds more interesting than "Snakes on a Plane".

Take a try at a film title.


There will be a Cheap Prize from our junk drawer--I mean from our Treasure Chest.

Wally
01-25-2014, 04:34 AM
It'd be better if the ship were haunted by pirates, a pirate Ghost Ship! Searching for souls to join Davy Jones' crew!

So were the rats already present back when it was a cruise ship? Not the type of cruise ship anybody would want to take a voyage on then I'd think.

norenrad
01-26-2014, 07:21 PM
Take a try at a film title.


There will be a Cheap Prize from our junk drawer--I mean from our Treasure Chest.

How about, "Cannibal Space Rats of Mot"?

Doc
01-27-2014, 06:55 AM
How about, "Cannibal Space Rats of Mot"?

I like it. My latest is Cannibal Rat Death Ship

I feel pretty comfortable. Nothing is too crappy for a SyFy Original.

ProblemChild
01-27-2014, 08:18 AM
An update:
http://maritimematters.com/2014/01/lyubov-orlova-resurfaces-in-the-media/

Longeyes
01-27-2014, 01:27 PM
How about 'Rattata2(two)y Adrift' follow up to the animated classic where our hero chef struggles with limited ingredients to somehow create culinary masterpieces.

Doc
01-27-2014, 03:54 PM
How about 'Rattata2(two)y Adrift' follow up to the animated classic where our hero chef struggles with limited ingredients to somehow create culinary masterpieces.


Rattata2(two)y Adrift ? Wicked! Needs a tagline like "A Taste of Terror!"

CasperParks
01-28-2014, 01:01 AM
Ratnado!

calikid
01-28-2014, 04:23 AM
Rattata2(two)y Adrift ? Wicked! Needs a tagline like "A Taste of Terror!"

Cannibal Rats?
One Rat Race you don't want to finish last.
Or
Cannibal Rats. When a hunk of cheese just won't do.

(Hey! I tried!) :D

CasperParks
01-28-2014, 04:50 AM
The Cosmos News - Lyubov Orlova: Ghost ship full of cannibal rats heading for British coast (https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCosmosNews/videos)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_muyy3erjg

Published on Jan 26, 2014

Lyubov Orlova: Ghost ship full of cannibal rats heading for British coast

Doc
01-28-2014, 05:27 AM
Cannibal Rats?
One Rat Race you don't want to finish last.
Or
Cannibal Rats. When a hunk of cheese just won't do.

(Hey! I tried!) :D

I like this one --

One Rat Race you don't want to finish last.

norenrad
01-28-2014, 06:57 AM
Cannibal Rats?
One Rat Race you don't want to finish last.
Or
Cannibal Rats. When a hunk of cheese just won't do.

(Hey! I tried!) :D

Indeed, these are good.