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You know that moment, just as a meeting is about to start, and everything goes completely quiet for the first time?
That's the moment my stomach decided "I will now sing to you the song of my people".
The Grinch Movie Clip - Opening Scene (2019)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heD427hwSZQ
Short clip of the new, amusing updated version of the Dr. Seuss classic.
The Grinch: "How much emotional eating have I been doing?"
Happy Holidays 2019.
Happy Xmas :ufo::ufo:
https://modernsurvivalblog.com/wp-co...ilet-paper.jpg
re:Pandemic,
I came home from the dollar store with a 36 pack of toilet paper. My wife said I should wait until it was dark out to take it into the house, or put it in a garbage bag so nobody would see.
I didn’t want to take the chance that someone would be suspicious that we went shopping and would look into the car to see what we had.
I looked around and didn’t see anyone, so I grabbed the pack and made a brisk run to the door.
But all of a sudden I could see window curtains parting and faces staring at me. I went inside and locked the door and pulled the shades.
Soon there was a crowd forming outside on our front lawn. They were our neighbors. They had picket signs that read “don’t wipe us out” and “toilet paper is a human right” and were chanting “paper to the people”.
We decided to throw a few rolls out the front door to appease them, but soon they were charging the front door and ramming it with grocery carts from Costco. and then…. I woke up.
by “Chevy”
From Twitter:
"With everyone staying at home, we're likely to have a baby boom in 9 months.
Which means that in 2033, we'll see the rise of the quaranteens, or the coronials."
A little something to brighten your day, witty and funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykieEE1j9eA
So I was sitting in a bar last month, sharing a drink and chatting up a young lady.
She confided in me that she had a medical condition. "Ever time I sneeze, I have an orgasm".
So I ask her, "What do you take for something like that?".
Her answer? "PEPPER". :biggrin2: