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    Tag Lines - List your favorite sigs here

    We have all seen sigs/tag lines that make us smile, or resonate with our beliefs.

    List your favorites here.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    “What does all this stuff about flying saucers amount to? What can it mean? What is the truth?”

    Sir Winston Churchill - July 1952
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Too bad it's not as easy to get a life as an internet connection.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    You might be a physics major if:
    -if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
    -if you enjoy pain.
    -if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
    -if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
    -if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
    -if when you look in a mirror, you see a physics major.
    -if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
    -if you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
    -if you always do homework on Friday nights.
    -if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
    -if you think in "math."
    -if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
    -if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
    -if you have a pet named after a scientist.
    -if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
    -if you can translate English into Binary.
    -if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
    -if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
    -if you are completely addicted to caffeine.
    -if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
    -if you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
    -if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
    -if the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
    -if you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
    -if you understood more than five of these indicators.
    -if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    "I can't come to bed yet, honey. Someone on the internet is wrong."

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    I just <please wait>...............
    "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
    Sherlock Holmes

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    OK, I'll say it..., "Where's the beef?!"
    This isn't poetry, this is the language of reality.

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    "It's important that people should know what you stand for. It's equally important that they know what you won't stand for." -- Mary H. Waldrip
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    A few movie favorites:

    Star Wars (1977)
    "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

    Jaws 2 (1978)
    "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water."

    Alien (1979)
    “In space, no one can hear you scream."

    Ghostbusters (1984)
    "Who you gonna call?"
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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