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  1. #21
    One of the funniest lines I came across was in 'Empty Nest' where one of the characters says to the other:

    "Do you remember sex, the thing your ex-husband used to have with other women?"
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

  2. #22
    One last Jack Bauer (for now):

    "Are you sure you want to go down that road with me?"

  3. #23
    "What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? A lie. A lie and we have to be merciful." (Kurtz *Apocalypse Now*)

    "Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinion of others... even the opinions of yourself?" (Kurtz *Apocalypse Now*)
    Last edited by ScaRZ; 01-21-2012 at 10:21 PM.

  4. #24
    Nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning.....Apocalypse now.
    "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
    Sherlock Holmes

  5. #25
    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?".... (Peter Graves in Airplane)
    "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
    Sherlock Holmes

  6. #26
    "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."~Casablanca

  7. #27
    Victor Martinez sent me this selection

    Source: and


    "I am still learning."
    -- Michelangelo

    "The ocean refuses no river."
    -- Blaise Pascal

    "It's so EASY when you know how!"
    -- Fats Waller

    "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down!"
    -- Lily Tomlin

    "If you're going through hell, keep going!"
    -- Winston Churchill

    "You CAN'T shake hands with a clenched fist."
    -- Indira Gandhi

    "What was the best thing before sliced bread?!"
    -- George Carlin

    "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
    -- Albert Einstein

    "There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in...."
    -- Leonard Cohen

    "The miracle is NOT to walk on water, but to walk on Earth!"
    -- Thich Nhat Hanh

    "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!"
    -- Mae West

    "Be yourself; everyone else is taken!"
    -- Oscar Wilde

    "Don't play what's there. Play what's NOT there!"
    -- Miles Davis

    "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night!"
    -- Steve Martin

    "Idle Hands Are The Devil's Playground."
    --2 Thessalonians 3:10-15

    "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."
    -- Michelangelo

    "The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing!"
    -- Blaise Pascal

    "Kindness is the language which the deaf can HEAR and the blind can SEE!"
    -- Mark Twain

    "Life gave us two ears and one mouth. We should use them proportionately!"
    -- Mark Twain

    "You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus!"
    -- Mark Twain

    "DON'T be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is...."
    -- Rachel Geller

    "Keep knocking and eventually the joy inside will look out and see who is there!"
    -- Rumi

    "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make!"
    -- Lennon-McCartney

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give...."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "Zero is where the Real Fun starts. There's too much counting everywhere else!"
    -- Hafiz

    "Beyond our ideas of right-doing and wrong-doing, there is a field. I'll meet you there."
    -- Rumi

    "The bad news is you're falling without a parachute. The good news is there's NO ground!"
    -- Trungpa

    "In the beginners' mind there are MANY possibilities; In the experts' mind there are FEW...."
    -- Shunryu Suzuki

    "If fate throws a knife at you, there are two ways of catching it: by the blade or by the handle."
    -- Chinese proverb

    "If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall NEVER begin!"
    -- Ivan Turgenev

    "Better to keep yourself clean and bright; YOU are the window through which you must see the world."
    -- George Bernard Shaw

    "Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol.' I type 'lqtm' --'laugh quietly to myself.' It's more honest!"
    -- Demitri Martin

    "The greater danger for most of us is NOT that our aim is too high and we miss it, BUT that it is too low and we reach it!"
    -- Michelangelo

    "No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced!"
    -- Blaise Pascal

    "That narrows down all our choices to just two: We can come to God
    dressed for dancing, or be carried on a stretcher to God's ward!"
    -- Hafiz

    "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot,
    and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?!"
    -- George Carlin

    "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful
    servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has
    forgotten the gift."
    -- Albert Einstein

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
    violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move
    in the OPPOSITE direction."
    -- Albert Einstein

    "Some people could read 'War and Peace' and come away thinking it's a
    simple adventure story. Others could read the ingredients on a chewing
    gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."
    -- Lex Luther (Gene Hackman) in "Superman: The Movie"

    All people dream, but NOT all equally. Those who dream by night in the
    dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it was vanity; but
    the dreamers of the day are dangerous, for they may act their dreams
    with open eyes, to make it possible!"
    -- Lawrence of Arabia
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

  8. #28
    You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!

    Col.Jessep to Kaffee: A Few Good Men.

  9. #29
    Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat!


    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

    Nada: They Live.

  10. #30
    "Every truth passes through three stage's before it is recognized, in the first it is ridiculed, in the second it is violently opposed in the third it is regarded as self evident". - Arthur Shopenhauer

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