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    His first name was Tom, last name Foolery. He was born on April 1st...

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    "Today is 4/20. This is like national pot day. And people celebrate all over the world.
    Although, I must say, the Senate did not celebrate this by smoking joints, for two reasons.
    One, it would be against protocol.
    And two, it would mean passing something." –Bill Maher
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    True story...

    I often have to translate texts between English, French and Dutch.

    To speed up that process, I use automated translation tools, which effectively cut the time in half that is needed to create a decent document.

    Anyway, this morning, the sentence Lawyers need to submit their briefs to the court, was translated as 'Lawyers need to submit their underpants to the court'.

    I literally LOL-ed.

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    In fraudulent news today, a number of NFL players for the Philadelphia Eagles crossed into Canada and requested political asylum.

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    I tell you, I have terrible luck at the track. Terrible luck.
    When they fired the starter pistol, they killed my horse.
    ~Rodney Dangerfield.
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    In fraudulent news today: Amazon's Alexa and Apple's Siri were set-up side-by-side and left alone in a room. An old school tape recorder captured a conversation between them that was truly frightening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CasperParks View Post
    In fraudulent news today: Amazon's Alexa and Apple's Siri were set-up side-by-side and left alone in a room. An old school tape recorder captured a conversation between them that was truly frightening.
    Reminds me of old joke.
    Bought a humidifier and de-humidifier.
    Locked them in the same room, and let them fight it out.
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    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Biology teacher first day of class.
    Student comes up says "I better pass or your getting stabbed in the heart with a pencil".
    Teacher says "If you bring a pencil to school, and can locate my heart, you pass" 🙈🙉🙊
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    If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
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    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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