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    Quote Originally Posted by calikid View Post
    I heard the Black Panther movie sequel is in the works.
    Sponsored by the LGBTQ community.
    The story line has the Black Panther learning to accept his brother.
    .
    You know, "The Pink Panther".

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    You know that moment, just as a meeting is about to start, and everything goes completely quiet for the first time?

    That's the moment my stomach decided "I will now sing to you the song of my people".
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

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    The Grinch Movie Clip - Opening Scene (2019)

    Short clip of the new, amusing updated version of the Dr. Seuss classic.
    The Grinch: "How much emotional eating have I been doing?"
    Happy Holidays 2019.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Quote Originally Posted by Longeyes View Post
    Happy Xmas
    Back at ya Longeyes . . . And a Merry Christmas to all the members and Lurkers who wander here!!!

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    Current events . . .



    re:Pandemic,

    I came home from the dollar store with a 36 pack of toilet paper. My wife said I should wait until it was dark out to take it into the house, or put it in a garbage bag so nobody would see.
    I didn’t want to take the chance that someone would be suspicious that we went shopping and would look into the car to see what we had.
    I looked around and didn’t see anyone, so I grabbed the pack and made a brisk run to the door.
    But all of a sudden I could see window curtains parting and faces staring at me. I went inside and locked the door and pulled the shades.
    Soon there was a crowd forming outside on our front lawn. They were our neighbors. They had picket signs that read “don’t wipe us out” and “toilet paper is a human right” and were chanting “paper to the people”.
    We decided to throw a few rolls out the front door to appease them, but soon they were charging the front door and ramming it with grocery carts from Costco. and then…. I woke up.

    by “Chevy”

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    From Twitter:

    "With everyone staying at home, we're likely to have a baby boom in 9 months.
    Which means that in 2033, we'll see the rise of the quaranteens, or the coronials."
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garuda View Post
    From Twitter:

    "With everyone staying at home, we're likely to have a baby boom in 9 months.
    Which means that in 2033, we'll see the rise of the quaranteens, or the coronials."
    Most common names: Scott, Angel, Cottenell, Charmin, Kirkland
    "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
    Sherlock Holmes

  9. #569
    A little something to brighten your day, witty and funny.

    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

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    So I was sitting in a bar last month, sharing a drink and chatting up a young lady.
    She confided in me that she had a medical condition. "Ever time I sneeze, I have an orgasm".
    So I ask her, "What do you take for something like that?".
    Her answer? "PEPPER".
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
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