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    The wife of a friend of mine caught him standing on the scales holding his stomach.
    She burst out laughing, saying 'That won't work'.
    'Of course it does,' he replied, 'if I don't do it, I can't read the digits'.
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    I've been watching a dark comedy series on cable TV from Australia lately.
    It is called "Mr Inbetween".
    The protagonist is a fair minded fellow named Ray that works as a bouncer and part time hit man.
    He's not unduly vicious, but he does not tolerate fools lightly.
    Mouth off to him, show some false bravado, and end up on the ground with a black eye.
    Anyway, he "smashed" a bloke for the usual reasons and got hauled off for a short stay in lockup.
    When he entered his cell and met his new cellmate, it was clear the mate was a noob without a clue.
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    When ask what he was in for Ray replied:
    "Rape. Just can't seem to stop raping."
    Cellmate took a deep gulp of air. "Rape?"
    Ray: "Yeah. But you wouldn't think they'd get so upset about it. Not like I was raping women."
    As the cellmate turned white and looked like he was about to faint, Ray flashed him a big grin.
    Made me LoL.
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    Gnarfle the Garthok
    Coneheads was on late night TV recently, funny stuff with Beldar!

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    Soft Cell - Tainted Love
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    Happy Halloween!
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    You just can't make this stuff up!!!

    Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum . . .

    A man presented at an emergency room in Gloucester, England, with a "munition in his rectum," police say.

    Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him.

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    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...?ocid=msedgntp

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    Classic Far Side strip


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    My inner Mulder wants to believe, but my inner Scully remains skeptical.

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