Another one submitted by Victor Martinez:

HILARIOUS YULETIDE HUMOR! "KIDS IN CHURCH: They Say The Darnest Things!"

One particular 4-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us for our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time the way I am!"

A Sunday school teacher asked her children a question as they were on
the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping!"

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three (3)
times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up
in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys!"

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait!'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, YOU can be
Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when the 4-year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a
seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?!" the son tearfully asked.
"He died and went to Heaven!" the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then asked, "Did God throw him back
down?!"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their 6-year-old daughter and asked, "Would YOU like to say the
blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say!" the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Oh, Lord Jesus, WHY on Earth did I invite all of these people to
dinner?!"
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It is said that if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle ...
I am passing this on because I thought it was cute and holiday
appropriate, and besides, who couldn't use a miracle?!

Submitted by: VICTOR MARTINEZ