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    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

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    Maybe a mod should delete that last post in the interest of universal peace. I can't see the edit button lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminari View Post
    Maybe a mod should delete that last post in the interest of universal peace. I can't see the edit button lol
    Done!
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    A French doctor says
    ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
    put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

    A German doctor says
    ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,
    put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    The Russian doctor says
    ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
    put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says
    ‘You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois;
    put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.

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    Just some thoughts.......

    Marriage changes passion...................
    Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.


    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
    So I said 'Implants?' .......... She hit me.


    How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over
    fifty for Miss America ?


    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
    clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
    the first place!


    When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'


    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
    difference.


    Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
    'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
    prison?


    Wouldn't you know it....
    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.



    Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
    cannot be displayed outside?


    Bumper sticker of the year:
    'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a
    soldier'


    And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the
    end, the faster it goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScaRZ View Post
    ... An American doctor, not to be outdone, says
    ‘You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois;
    put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
    Last edited by norenrad; 01-23-2012 at 10:01 PM.
    This isn't poetry, this is the language of reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newyorklily View Post
    Done!
    Thanks NYlily. Whilst it was funny and has been confirmed by numerous sources, I don't wanna rock the boat, or shatter anyone's illusions.

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    Zapiro is without a doubt South Africa's best cartoonists, and drew this cartoon on the occasion of this year's 'State of the Nation Address' which was given on Friday.

    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

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    Another Zapiro:



    (originally posted at: http://mg.co.za/zapiro/all )
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

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