The joys of virtual reality...
The joys of virtual reality...
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
- Jef Mallett
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
- Charles Darwin
All the talk of Shazaam and Kazaam in another thread reminded me of this old Genie joke:
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry; why are they temperamental; why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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This was a terrible day.
First, my Ex gets hit by a bus. 🚃 🚑🚒🚓
Then, I lost my job as a bus driver. 👮
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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It's recently been found that cats have the ability to sniff out bombs... but the problem is, they just won't tell you.
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Hilarious skit! A female ventriloquist...
Another funny one:
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Just read this one on facebook: "I've just joined the Flat Earth Society. It has members all around the Globe."
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
- Jef Mallett
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
- Charles Darwin
Originally Posted by Garuda
That's cute! lol
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