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    Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
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    Just found this on Facebook.

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
    'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
    'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
    'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
    'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
    'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
    'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
    'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
    'But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
    The third piggy says -
    'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'

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    A photon is going through airport security.
    The TSA agent asks "Have any luggage?
    The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Try wiping that big goofy smile off your face after watching this clip!

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    Is this possible? I'm working on it.
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    My inner Mulder wants to believe, but my inner Scully remains skeptical.

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    The earthquake “swarm” written about that’s hitting the Yellowstone super volcano sounds potentially ominous.

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    A linguistcs professor says during a lecture that "in english, a double negative forms a positive,
    but in some lanugages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
    However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative"
    but then a voice from the back of the room says "Yeah, right".
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
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