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    My inner Mulder wants to believe, but my inner Scully remains skeptical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally View Post
    The earthquake “swarm” written about that’s hitting the Yellowstone super volcano sounds potentially ominous.

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    A linguistcs professor says during a lecture that "in english, a double negative forms a positive,
    but in some lanugages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
    However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative"
    but then a voice from the back of the room says "Yeah, right".
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?
    He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Heard about the band called 1023 MB?
    They haven't had any Gigs yet.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Quote Originally Posted by calikid View Post
    Heard about the band called 1023 MB?
    They haven't had any Gigs yet.
    Took a couple seconds to register... That is funny... I'm re-posting this one on social media...
    Last edited by CasperParks; 10-14-2017 at 06:43 PM.

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    Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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    Oh dear...

    And the Lord said unto John
    "Come forth and you will receive
    Eternal Life"

    But John came in Fifth
    And won a toaster!
    "The more you look, the more you see...the more you see, the more you know"
    - M.Scott

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    The technical term for "being unable to remember the word you want" is, uh ...
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    CHRISTMAS TIP: Wrap empty boxes for presents. When your child misbehaves or doesn't listen, toss one onto the fire.
    The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
    progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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