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    Technical term for fear of Santa?
    Claustraphobic
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    No so much funny, but these stamps did make me smile

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    Probably breaking a rule here but best spot is "For a laugh" thread. Wrote this for an image meme. File was too large to post, you can guess who's image was in the meme.

    "There was no collusion between the US Government and Aliens. We don’t need a Special Counsel and Congressional Hearings investigating it. Fake news, never happened…"

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    News story today about Chuck Norris suing CBS over profits from the 1990s hit TV show "Walker Texas Ranger".
    Sort of "He's so tough" jokes, a few of the comments made me laugh:

    Sharks watch Chuck Norris week..

    Chuck Norris's agent pays him 10%

    Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.

    Chuck Norris didn't vote for Trump...Trump voted for Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris NEVER loses.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t ! The street name is Chuck Norris and no one crosses Chuck Norris!

    Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Waldo was hiding from Chuck Norris.

    How many pushups can Chuck Norris Do? All of them.

    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    When Chuck Norris sues, the lawyer gives him a cut of his pay.

    Simon does what Chuck Norris Says

    Chuck Norris does not get bills. He gets thank you letters for allowing the services

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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    The irony may have been missed by the makers

    Available now, Celerity's Universal Fiber Optic (UFO) cables continues the company's "2 Steps to Fiber Optic HDMI" design philosophy that eliminates the need for tools and fiber termination.

    "Celerity have always been on the leading edge of fiber optic technology, and UFO continues this," says Buzz Delano, director of business development. "UFO is a 100-percent optical interface from each HDMI connector, which allows the cable to be bi-directional and provide 18Gbps performance stability and even better for our dealers in the future."...


    https://www.cepro.com/article/celeri...dmi_connectors

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    And how was your first day at work?

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    Not sure who wrote the joke or created the first meme of it... Memes have been around for a couple of years, still very funny...

    1) "Have you tried rebooting the United States?"

    2) "Have you tried turning the United States off and back on?"
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    I don't recommend engaging with email spam, however this is funny.
    From TED: More adventures in replying to spam / James Veitch


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    A corny joke!

    A duck waddles into a post office and asks the man behind the counter: 'Do you have any corn?' The man answers politely: 'No, we don't have any corn here.'

    The next day, the duck enters again and asks: 'Do you have any corn?'

    Annoyed, the man answers: 'No! We don't have any corn.' This goes on for a couple of days until finally, when the duck asks 'Do you have any corn?', the man gets so upset he yells: 'NO! For the last time we don't have any frigging corn, and if you ask again....I'll nail your beak to the counter!'


    The next day, the duck returns and asks: 'Do you have any nails?' The man answers: 'No.' Then the duck asks: 'Do you have any corn?'




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