Get impaled by a unicorn, you won't think they're so cute!
Get impaled by a unicorn, you won't think they're so cute!
From Twitter: Man, I was so drunk last night, I got hit by a parked car.
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
- Jef Mallett
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
- Charles Darwin
17 year olds dial a rotary phone, Kevin Bumstead
I wouldn't expect someone their age to know how to use a rotary phone.
It does shows how far technology has advance in recent decades.
Dang Casper, that phone looks just like the one in my basement, still in service!!
Thats a riot, gonna bring it up next time the grandkids come over!
I'm Alone - from the TV Series "Mom" - Anna Faris.
A funny song that seems to fit these Pandemic lockdown times.
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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Some dark humor from Reddit.
Guy yelled at me today for not wearing a mask.
Said his buddy of 32 years from the Navy had died from COVID.
I told him; That's because he wasn't a Marine.
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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An amusing anecdote I heard the other day.
A man is walking down the street one day, and falls into a hole.
The sides are steep and smooth and he finds he cannot climb out. Stuck.
As luck would have it a doctor comes walking by, and the man calls out for help.
The doctor pulls out his Rx pad writes a prescription, tosses it down the hole and walks off.
The man is still stuck.
As luck would have it a priest comes walking by a short time later, and the man again calls out for help.
The priest writes a prayer onto a piece of paper, tosses it down the hole and walks off.
A bit later the man recognizes a friend walking by, and once again calls out for help.
The friend hears him, and jumps down into the hole.
The man is astonished and says, "Why did you do that? Now we are both down this hole".
And the friend says, "Yes. But I have been down this hole before, and I know the way out".
Sometimes it is good to have friends.
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but
progress. -- Joseph Joubert
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