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    With all due respect to President-Elect Biden, this side-by-side photo of him and Jeff Dunham's "Walter" ventriloquist dummy made me LoL.
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    How about a joke . . .

    Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told ol’ Joe: “This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19.”

    The blood drained from ol’ Joe’s face and, to everyone’s amazement, he collapsed on the floor. Minutes passed and, to everyone’s relief, he got back up shakily and then sat back on his chair.

    His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from ol’ Joe, as they nervously watched as he sat, head in hands.

    Finally, Joe looked up and, with a shaky quivering voice asked Dr. Fauci, “How many is a BRAZILIAN?

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    “Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won’t do.”– Mitt Romney
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    Quote Originally Posted by epo333 View Post
    How about a joke . . .

    Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told ol’ Joe: “This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19.”

    The blood drained from ol’ Joe’s face and, to everyone’s amazement, he collapsed on the floor. Minutes passed and, to everyone’s relief, he got back up shakily and then sat back on his chair.

    His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from ol’ Joe, as they nervously watched as he sat, head in hands.

    Finally, Joe looked up and, with a shaky quivering voice asked Dr. Fauci, “How many is a BRAZILIAN?
    So we can discuss politics here,....and this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcom View Post
    So we can discuss politics here,....and this.

    There are no discussions here really, just jokes and one liners . . . Though some are funny and some bomb!


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    From Twitter:

    I walked into a spiderweb and did one hour of Tai Chi in five seconds.
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
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    It's been many years, but a treasured memory of a perfectly executed April Fools Day joke still makes me smile.
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    My kitchen sink has a separate high pressure nozzle/hose used to clean pots, pans and dishes. Just grab it, pull it up by the hose and squeeze the handle.
    Well, prankster that I am, I took the liberty of pointing that nozzle front and center. I also used a few rubber bands to hold the handle open.
    My unsuspecting son was in a short time later, and turned on the water
    Instant hose down!
    He was not terribly happy, and left to dry off.
    Now this did put a smile on my face, but what happened next made me LoL.
    Some time had passed, what with the toweling off to dry and all, and it seems he had forgotten the source of his consternation.
    Yep, he DID IT AGAIN! Nearly had me rolling on the floor.
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    Me, "Henry, let's make a dog video!"
    Henry, "No..."


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