“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.” Mitch Hedberg (comedian)
“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.” Mitch Hedberg (comedian)
Cellphones across the country are suddenly out of service for hours. You needed to make an important call. You managed the impossible and found a landline payphone, however the person you're calling has cellphone.
Somebody I know has a shop that sells musical instruments.
He posted online that he had the following conversation on the phone today.
Shop owner: "Hello, this is [...] Music Store. How can I help you?"
Caller: "Hi, I am [...]. I'd like to buy my son a piano."
Shop owner: "Oh, that's great to hear. Is this his first piano?"
Short silence.
Caller: "No, this is his dad!"
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
- Jef Mallett
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
- Charles Darwin
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