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  1. #601
    Some dad jokes...


    Son: Dad, I just watched somebody do 50 pushups. Do you think you could do that?

    Dad: Sure, no problem.

    Son: No way. I don't believe you!

    Dad: I'm sure I could even watch somebody do 100 pushups.




    Son: Dad, am I adopted?

    Dad: Not yet. We can't find anybody who wants you.
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

  2. #602
    Teacher reads schedule for next week
    Monday:
    Active Shooter Drill
    Wednesday:
    Storm Warning Drill
    Friday:
    Nuclear Bomb Drill

  3. #603
    Go to the Google search engine. Search for the word: Perseverance

    Off to the right is an image of Mars Perseverance's Helicopter. Click on the Helicopter and watch what happens! Not sure how long Google's been doing it, or how long they will continue it... It's cute...

    If you search for only the word, Perseverance... Upper right hand corner is the helicopter... If you search Mars Perseverance, the helicopter is up toward the left. Click on that Helicopter.

    Link to Google Search, click here.
    Last edited by CasperParks; 11-06-2022 at 02:19 AM.

  4. #604
    Quote Originally Posted by CasperParks View Post
    Go to the Google search engine. Search for the word: Perseverance

    Off to the right is an image of Mars Perseverance's Helicopter. Click on the Helicopter and watch what happens! Not sure how long Google's been doing it, or how long they will continue it... It's cute...

    If you search for only the word, Perseverance... Upper right hand corner is the helicopter... If you search Mars Perseverance, the helicopter is up toward the left. Click on that Helicopter.

    Link to Google Search, click here.
    Nice one!
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

  5. #605
    And the 'bad dad joke' of the week goes to:

    I got injured while playing peek-a-boo
    They put me in the I.C.U.
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

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  7. #607
    Quote Originally Posted by epo333 View Post
    Love this stuff! Not bad for a lemon

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1659664867656101892
    Isn't the Flying Lemons an existing band?
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

  8. #608
    I wonder how many flat earthers also believe in a hollow Earth?
    An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
    - Jef Mallett

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
    - Charles Darwin

  9. #609
    Quote Originally Posted by Garuda View Post
    I wonder how many flat earthers also believe in a hollow Earth?
    That's a good one...

  10. #610
    A friend won't use a smart phone with internet access. He uses a flip cellphone with buttons. Doesn't want the government and corporations to track him. His pick-up truck has a dashboard GPS map. He thinks it is a great feature, and enjoys watching the red dot moving on the map that shows his location...

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